Even if you fail, you still get to look at 69 photos of Jeff Goldblum!
The planet has been a little bit hotter for 26 years...
Because why not?
Hopefully there's plenty of coffee (and time for contemplation) in Antarctica for Chief Hopper.
Fries or guys? You decide.
"That's not how that works," you say. Until you find yourself pregnant with 20 babies.
I wish puberty was this kind to me.
*Water droplets emoji*
A pair Ryan Goslings would definitely compliment any outfit.
Be still, my heart.
Not that anybody's complaining.
Hello, piercing stares.
Good things come in small, extremely attractive packages.