Spoiler: There were a lot of suits and fancy hats.
There's a reason America revolted 239 years ago.
Move over, Seabiscuit.
I spent a Friday afternoon at the Keeneland track in Kentucky — an enclave of parasols, bowties, and sequin hats.
So who will win the caucus? Romney, running slow and steady along the rail? Paul, peaking at the right time? Santorum in a sudden surge?
I say, damn those roughnecks without their top hats! And sporting tattoos! The Daily Mail is up in arms that the pretentious prestigious Royal Ascot allowed such riffraff into the crowd.