"Gotta do what you gotta do..."
"Blood in a porta potty" is my new indie band name.
People are also defending Cooper's new cut: "He looks cool."
*Turns on nightlight for life.*
The day that changed everything.
Matt Brammeier tweeted on Sunday that he's "all good in the hood" after a horrific crash at the Tour of Utah left him in hospital.
Of course you do. I don't know how far into it you'll be able to get, but I only made it three paragraphs. I smell Pulitzer. (tl;dr It's terrible...)
What sort of can't be unseen sight has this cat just witnessed? How many different synonyms or versions or the word "saw" can I fit into one description?
And I never slept again.