The drugs transported me to a world where stigma, stereotyping, abuse, shame, and bullying didn’t exist. But eventually they left me shameful, depressed, and terrified of disease.
To beans or not to beans, that is the question.
Just a little something while you're waiting for the invention of the time machine.
Is it weird if you recycle your LinkedIn profile pic?
And after you take this simple test, so will you!
“NO, SWIPE LEFT!”
Anal isn't everything.
"I have replaced porn with my own sexcapades." Courtesy of Whisper.
"When I get bored during sex I think about eating Pizza with Jason Bateman."
"I'm hiding my boner with my elbow right now."
Cause there is so much more than the duck face...
You wanna Hulu and hang?
If you've been swiping long enough, chances are you've seen some shit.
Sometime you can just take care of yourself.
Reminder: humans are garbage.
There will be blood.
Kids, pets and roommates ruin everything.
More than just missed connections.
A male goat and a female sheep created Butterfly, who has a goat face and feet, but is covered in wool.
"When my parents found out my boyfriend was half Chinese, they started calling him 'Yellow Submarine.'"
Drink. Do it. Repeat.
Y'know the jogging scene in Silver Linings Playbook? One pervy collector is going to own the bra that America's new sweetheart wore during filming.
The morning after, how far would you go to escape? Warning: NSFW!
Jesus might have taken three days to rise again, but you shouldn't have to wait that long.
Gawker has the highly amusing (if anonymous, not 100% believable, and feminist-ically problematic) story of a bro who hooked up with Christine O'Donnell three years ago.