St. Patrick's Day comes once a year, but you can enjoy these Patricks all year long.
St. Patrick's real name was Maewyn Succat.
"Friends" will be there for you (even if your valentine isn't).
You prob didn't know they existed!
My cupcake brings all the boys to the yard.
My smoothie brings all the boys to the yard.
"Falling in love with love is falling for make believe."
Why should couples have all the fun?
Show of hands if you're reluctantly back on the grind.
Itinerary on the ready, everyone.
In honor of the Mondayest Tuesday EVER.
Classic middle child syndrome *eye roll*
HOW YOU DOIN'?
Trees, presents, and shirtless selfies.
It's The Festive Gooch.
"Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon?"
I am *not* watching that again.
"The truth is I'm in love!"
Really stupid AND really funny.
Please, mom. I promise I won't ask for anything else if you get me this.
Working on New Year's Eve = literal hell.
Have you been nice or naughty this season?
Still looking for something impressive to make? Look no further.
Happy holidays! 🎄
The disco just got a bit more festive.
O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree...
We know how you really feel about the holidays.
You'll never want to leave this pillow fort.
Guys, we get it, you're sick, but please stop pooping in corridors.
"...and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."
"While everyone else is celebrating, I am by myself. Or even worse, surrounded by couples and families."
Forward this to the friend who HATES Christmas carols.
'Tis the season to binge-watch! 🎄
'Tis the season for festive trends.
This is critical information.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
Have yourself a very '90s Christmas.
When it comes to your Christmas toys, it's better to be safe than sorry.
I keep seeing this guy everywhere.
It’s not as easy as just ~getting out there~.
Deck the halls with these bad boys.
Binge-watching Hallmark movies and laughing (but also crying).
It's the most punderful time of the year!
These dogs are barkin' up the right tree. A Christmas tree, that is.
SIGE, TANONG PA.
A lot of things were different two decades ago.
You'll want to be there!
It's the most wonderful time (to eat).
Oh, there's no place like home for the Holidays (except most other places).