You want normal dishes? You've got to earn them.
A running list.
I think we can all agree that it doesn’t take much to enjoy a cold one 🍻 🍺
Deconstructed tea? Fry-ups in dog bowls? We truly are living in Broken Britain™.
Unicorn spunk latte anyone?
Whatever it is, you were doing it before it was cool.
Who names their baby that?!
Don't @ me.
Are you more of a Lennon or a Salinger?
Blink twice if you need help, Melbs.
Est-ce que ce dentifrice c'est mieux sans gluten?
Is any of this toothpaste gluten free?
You might think you're a hipster, or a regular normal person. But what if you're not, and you're really just...basic?
How does a latte in an avocado sound?
It's all up to interpretation.
This isn't a phase, mom! This is who I really am!
Who needs 'em? H/T r/WeWantPlates.
What's wrong with a nice simple chair?
Who needs a glass when you can put your drink in an empty light bulb?
From trendy plates to trendy places.
We just want plates to eat out of.
Young and in love — with that one shade of pink you see everywhere.
"That time we went to Leh, man..."
Can you judge the band just by the cover?
You know it's true.
I'll take my coffee in a test tube and my dinner in a shoe, please.
La Croixs before boys.
Can you tell modern man from his very cool ancestors?
At Brooklyn's Hail Mary, everything is made from scratch. Even the sprinkles. Even the CHEESE.
This quiz doesn't suck, it succulents.
You deserve to study something FUN in college.
Have you ever eaten breakfast off of a shovel?
Allumez la putain de lumière, on voit rien là.
So many Edison lightbulbs.
French bulldogs and independent coffee shops as far as the eye can see.
This has to stop. Before it's cool.
You either resist the latest food trends, or live long enough to see them deconstructed.
One of these hipsters is the absolute worst, and a few of them are pretty cool. But who?
You wont want to squeeze this kind of "man bun."
"And yes, we ARE on a juice cleanse"
And you thought Whole Foods was expensive.
I'll take a glass of filtered water. No, I'm sorry, I meant Instagram filters.
Not even our alcohol is safe.
You can keep your vegan organic genderless gingerbread figures.
If you're spending $100 on a literal stump then you need to look at your life/look at your choices.
Just add a moustache.
And you thought it was just food.
The Bearded Ones have finally made it north of the border.
"On a scale of 1 to wearing a scarf with a v-neck, how hipster is it?"