Work out your hipster hate with gross puns. The Passion Pit card covers everything. Although, I gotta say, Yeasayer comes out looking badass. (Via Sorry I Missed Your Show)
Will Justin Bieber or the Backstreet Boys be able to save this failing company? (Via Flavorwire.)
To be fair, a dude could probably also go from prep to hippie in 6 steps.
In the latest ALT news, a musical instrument store in Austin, TX is advertising their "chillwave" synths.
What if the new iPod shuffle made fun of you and your lame Pitchfork-approved music taste? Irony ensues.
Finally, a way for my mother to understand Hipster Runoff.
Carles from Hipster Runoff illustrates the roadmap to becoming a successful band using the internet.
Is this the mysterious Carles of Hipster Runoff fame? (UPDATE: probably not. Sad.)