"Target Staples Aldi Dicks."
Behind this pretty face is a damn hilarious woman.
Love it or hate it, but you can't help laugh at it.
The comment section is GOLD.
"Ser Jorah, darwaza wo rah."
Hold onto your hats, these are some wild ones.
'"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9 AM.'
"Next thing I knew I kind of froze and was just riding home with this duck egg..."
Love him or hate him, but you do want his sense of humour.
Try not to bang the keyboard.
Thanks, Universe! H/T Accidental Comedy
Sorry kid, that aint a face massager...
Bless Becky's heart.
"I wonder what it's like to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father."
They tried. They really tried.
When it comes to creating the "perfect" Tinder profile, the struggle is real.
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
"Hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like, yeah I did wait 7 weeks for the bus once just fuck off."
This is why you should never mess with a woman.
So. Puggin'. Funny.
He's called King Khan for a reason.
"Proof that Kerala is No.1 in internet connectivity as well."
"And everything's on fire because you're in hell."
"How many chainz could 2 Chainz chain if 2 Chainz could chain chainz?"
People online are unsure if they should be cackling or crying at Serena's eighth grade "dare" to Will.
... and they will never trust us again.
Contestants guess bulges in pants created by inanimate objects
Breaking wind, cutting cheese, toot, stink bomb...
Seriously, there's no theme 'cept hilarity.
You're laughing so that means you're fine and totally over it.
Including nose sharpeners, holy cheese graters, and a survival guide for the gnome apocalypse... because it is coming. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"EXCUSE ME BUT THESE ARE UNREALISTIC SKULL EXPECTATIONS."
He couldn't stop laughing, and neither could I, tbh.
Seriously, this will definitely brighten up your day.
Even if you could, would you want to be that person?
They'll tick off all the boxes.
*becomes celibate forever*
"An exceptional Malayali is called a phenomenon."
Life is a sux, but it's chill.
“Eww, periods are gross.” “Yeah, sometimes gross stuff comes out of a vagina, you, for example.”
How do I give these signs my money?!
People are also defending Cooper's new cut: "He looks cool."
Shah Rukh Khan really cares about his trolls and the state of swearing in this country.
Political correctness aside, he genuinely believes he is sexy, cool, good-looking and intellectually smart.
Drama for your mama.
A picture is worth 140 characters.