Anal hasn't always had a place on television.
Gay or straight, it doesn't matter, because terribly awkward situations don't discriminate.
PDA is not OK. If you outwardly express your heterosexuality, you could be kicked out of the Celebration of Marriage event.
If you didn't already know, it's Heterosexual Awareness Month! It may or may not be real. Judge for yourself. Anyway, let's see what you've missed so far.
They're not gay, they just like Glee.
Women have their anthem, "I Will Survive". Gay guys have their anthem, also "I Will Survive". Now straight guys have this...