"Just let us stay home where we aren't dying."
I scream for ice cream! (and AC)
Free me from my sticky flesh prison.
IT'S TOO HOT.
Sun, sun go away, come again some other day.
You: 1. Heatwave: 0.
"I enjoy melting into a puddle of my own sweat," said no one ever.
You COULD make it at home if you really wanted to go get a tank of liquid nitrogen.
Beat the heat before you turn into a puddle.
"My favorite beach vacation game is Guess Which Body Part You Missed With Sunscreen And Now Needs Medical Attention."
Boob sweat, mustache sweat, butt sweat.
*Googles "how to get a six-pack in a week"*
Need to know the temperature? Just check Snapchat.
Melting on the train or freezing in the office, there's no in-between.
These guys can survive extreme weather, but it comes with a lot of preparation.
NO WE'RE NOT BEING DRAMATIC.
There's nothing fun about FUNgus.
Wanna see something gross? Ur-ine Luck!
Fall cannot come soon enough.
Witnesses said the girls' father attempted to cool them with water from an inflatable swimming pool, but they were later pronounced dead at a nearby hospital.
Black is ~always~ in.
Firefighters are battling two large wildfires near Los Angeles and Big Sur that have destroyed dozens of homes and left at least two people dead.
Just so much sweating.
Summer makes cats melt.
"I truly believe this swimsuit is supposed to be mine."
"Kinda wanna do a lot of fun things this summer. Kinda only have $3."
Summer is finally here.
"This is going to go down as the most destructive wildfire in Kern County history," a fire captain said. California Gov. Jerry Brown has declared a state of emergency.
"Where every celebration involves pots and pans, meng!"
I'm taking the rest of the day off.
"Only Khaleesi The Unburnt can survive this heat."
All is not lost.
A new study finds that “hyperthermia” could be helpful in treating depression. It’s a century-old idea, but bigger trials are needed before it sees widespread use.
Faith in humanity restored.
Pretty smart, tbh.
Carne asada is life.
“I feel like there’s so much media that I’m taking in every day, that if my body was constantly fluctuating temperature because of what I was watching, I would be sick all the time.”
From tasting her pee to see if she’s in the mood, to puking in her mouth before sex…these are the absolute weirdest ‘before sex’ animal rituals…
Everyone can see where your butt has been!
SO MUCH SHADE.
The director of Heat, Collateral, and Manhunter turns 73 next week. Here is some of his most memorable work.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I would buy Kobe a new body.
The end to all sniffles!
Even Darth Vader can't handle this heat.
Consider your animal friends in heat like this!
*All of southern Australia melts off the map*.
Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes everywhere.