Yep, you even get a say on the facial hair.
That's just the way it is, things will never be the same...
We won't tell anyone.
There has never been a test more true.
"Is it weird to pull my kid out of preschool early to tell him Brad and Angelina are splitting?"
Are you the next Octomom?
"You got something in the mail. I didn't open it."
You, but in charge of small children.
Say goodbye to diapers in just 72 hours.
You can't even think about your kid's baby photos.
My life is different now that I’m a dad — but it’s still my life. And in some ways, the constraints that come with being a parent make me a better artist.
Tame the beasts.
IT'S SO SLIMY.
Tell us how to help kids have awesome body image.
How I stopped feeling “selfish” about being child-free.
Just some potty humor.
You love 'em, but you have no idea what to do with 'em.
There are mountains, and then there are molehills disguised as them.
There's a lot that no one talks about.
The ups and downs, the agony and the ecstasy.
"What are you looking for?"
Babies are demanding balls of cuteness and need. Luckily, the stay-at-home-dad behind Message With A Bottle has a sense of humor about the absurdity of raising a tiny human.
Because all of life's important decisions should be made with the help of internet flow charts.