And here I thought everything would get easier.
It's a whirlwind of emotions.
"My father saw me topless. Boobs flapping in the wind, giant darkened nipples and all."
You could cry, puke, sweat and pee yourself all in one day.
Beyond bringing food for the nurses. But do that too.
Unless you hate comfort. Or don't like to carry a lot of stuff.
Faith in humanity, restored.
Just some potty humor.
Not. Crying. Just. Sweating.
She really nails it with the illustrations.
Pregnancy virgins, prepare to have sweaty palms.
Get me a f&*%ing epidural.
The first of many lessons that you can't always get what you want.
There's something in the oven... and it's coming in June. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
There are just so many little things to keep track of when you're expecting. Just remember: "There's a chart for that."
These are surefire ways to get you SO many Facebook likes.
Babies are demanding balls of cuteness and need. Luckily, the stay-at-home-dad behind Message With A Bottle has a sense of humor about the absurdity of raising a tiny human.
Having a puppy is just like having a child, right? Well, in case you need some pointers, here's this handy video.