I am *not* watching that again.
And people think Christmas Songs are the best.
Merry Barkmas! Happy Howlikkah! Fleas Navidog!
Nonfat eggnog and and sugar-free cakes are gross. Don’t @me.
Here's what's actually worth your time.
Give me all the fried food.
"Every year I spell Hanukkah differently and it's correct every time."
Be completely honest.
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
Fa la la la la...
Your chosen family is the group of people who you choose to play a significant role in your life.
Here's to a fresh start.
Who wants some used underwear or an unpackaged toothbrush?!
The answer might surprise you.
One day of presents? Hell no, we get eight crazy nights.
It's a miracle!
These people's New Years Resolutions are hopefully to gain intelligence.
Hanukkah, or Chanukah... it's time to end the debate.
Eight days of pure bliss.
Tell us what gift made you go "WTF?"
Carbs > Everything.
"Is his beard real?"
“You’re black, right? What is Kwanzaa?!”
It's the most delicious time of the year!
“It’s Die Hard! Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie.”
"I’m overlapping my dreidels so I can make one mega dreidel."
"There are latke parties?!"
There is no escape.
We couldn't get through it without you.
“I know you said you only want a little, but I got you a latke!”
Those 8 crazy nights are just around the corner.
Hanukkah OY Hanukkah.
Sisters are the best.
♪♫ Deck the halls with cans of spray paint. ♫♪
“This tastes like Manischewitz!”
How many of these languages can you understand?
Change the way you celebrate with the ultimate Hanukkah gift.
'Tis the season.
YES, I'm still single, Aunt Judy.
It's a Chrismukkah miracle!
Eight wild nights.
Listen, I love plain old potatoes as much as the next person. But it's time to dream bigger.
The best holiday crafts are the ones that double as dessert.
Move over, Elf — this mensch is about to go meshuga.
Can you eat mistletoe?
"A dreidel is... a giant spoon???" "No... that's a ladle."