Facebook Page Of Canadian Cannibal As Creepy As You Might Think
What do Joseph Stalin and Madonna have in common? Luka Magnotta. Here are the weirdest bits from the Facebook profile of the Canadian Cannibal Porn Star. Some of this information, in retrospect, is chilling. Thankfully he was captured today.
Canadian Cannibal Porn Star Caught In Germany, Is A BuzzFeed User
Thank goodness for the apprehension part, not so much the BuzzFeed user part. Luka Rocco Magnotta, on the run after murdering and eating a man, was finally arrested in an internet cafe in Berlin. Also, he posted bare-assed photos of himself on our website.
Canadian Cannibal Porn Star On The Loose
Not even kidding. This is the almost too-ghoulish-to-be-true story of Luka Rocco Magnotta, currently wanted by Interpol for murdering, eating and dismembering a man — all on video — then mailing the body parts to Canadian politicians. WARNING: Graphic details.
Can You Spot The Distinguishing Characteristic Of This Brazilian Drug Trafficker?
How did police in Brazil identify this wanted drug trafficker? Painstaking detective work. Oh, and he was THE GUY WITH TWELVE FINGERS! Six digits on each hand, as seen in this photo. You might say (puts on sunglasses) he was fingered. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Shawn Marion Has A Really Gross Finger
Dallas Mavericks player Shawn Marion has a severely dislocated pinkie that he has no intention of fixing. He injured it earlier this season, but has no recollection of exactly how his hand was deformed into a gnarled, arthritic nightmare. On the plus side, his shadow puppetry is amazing.