These are the things hairstylists wish their clients already knew.
Share the wealth!
First of all, please relax your hands and feet... (H/T Reddit)
"I'm here for my color appointment. Can I leave my sweater on? I'm cold."
"I don't know who you are. But If you keep 'borrowing' products and jacking up my tools from my station, I will find you and I will cut you!"
Lying about whether you've box-dyed your hair recently.
"Nothing like that post-pregnancy shed!"
"A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do."
So thaaat's why red hair color fades so fast! (H/T Quora.)
There's masturbation, poop, and lots of crazy people.
Will your story make the cut?
"Should I pee before I put on her color or put on her color and then pee?"
Meanwhile, I can't even do a messy bun.
When they start cutting your hair, whisper, "That's not how they did it on YouTube."
"Be honest with us and yourself."
"So you want a change, but you like your colour and you want to keep it long... Cool!"
Your hairstylist holds your beauty in her hands. You don't want really want to get on her bad side, do you? H/T to mobile hairstylist Nikki Noir.
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