Flimsy hair ties are no match for your ridiculously thick mane.
Going a third day without washing your hair and looking like you've dipped your head in a giant container of olive oil.
So much hair in your bum after a shower.
You can't just wash your hair on a whim.
You: "The perm is burning." Your stylist: "That means it's working."
"Hold ya ear."
We wanna know all about the ones you're lost without.
Who needs leg warmers when I can just not shave for two days?
A bottle of conditioner lasting you more than a fortnight.
Dark hair, don't care... Well, OK, I care a little.
There's not enough hair spray in the world.
The glow up is real.
"My hair is like... I have none." — Britney Spears
Hair ties snap. Hearts break. Tears fall.
Somebody please take the scissors away.
All of the hair = all of the problems.
Don't come between a girl and her straightener.