Hold onto your hats, these are some wild ones.
♫ Silent night, holy...crap what happened to that snowman? ♫
"Ok, lettuce head."
Can I live?!
“That’s like a kidney stone in his ear!"
Sabse sassy honge hindustani.
"Indian women don't have a G-spot. They have an Ae ji-spot."
Fantastic year for the 'blr.
You use your hands all the time, and you don't think about it until you can't.
"By the way... I love vaginas."
Note: Only egos were harmed in the making of this video.
lol = I'm definitely not laughing out loud
"Just tell me you didn't watch it with someone else."
I shaved my entire vagina for this.
More like HAWWWlympics.
I'm NOT lovin' it.
For every time a Plus Four broke your heart.
"First day on the job... I'm learning."
Welp, that's one form of sex ed.
ALWAYS GO WITH THE TOM CRUISE!
Who is that pregnant person I see, staring straight back at me and in stretch pants?
Welp, these kids are going to have a nice chat when they get home.
"I voted for...uh...Trump?"
*slap* *gasp* *repeat*
The truth hurts... which is why sometimes ya just shouldn't tell it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When in doubt, dance on live TV.
"I mean... have you seen the movie 'Her?'"
If you can't love them, I can't love you.
Tripping someone has never been more satisfying.
I'm crying. But also laughing. But mostly crying.
Umm... Can't you just text me?
"Hi, we'll have two Happy Meals."
They don't teach you how to drive around with a piñata full of weed in driver's ed.
“This is like arguing with a kindergartener.”
"DON'T GO, DENISE!"
Story of my life.
"We used to eat our food... Now we just take pictures of it."
It's been quite a year.
"Does this sound real?"
Turns out, Olympians aren't completely fearless.
Now come here and give your husband a kiss!
Turns out fake eyelashes are actually just torture devices.
Because keys are so much more than something used to unlock a door.
All I need in this life of sin is me and my best friend.
A thousand miles doesn't seem quite as far when you're only a snap away.