Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
Because #NationalCandyDay is really just every day.
It's male testicular exam models for everyone!
Plus the high tech bra that prevents stress eating, the new fad of extreme classes, and meet the girl making out with Justin Bieber in his latest video.
Hold on to your butts, because things are about to get bear-y interesting!
Candy don't have owners, just eaters. It's all in the game.