Da muss ich hin!
Recommendations include seeking shelter, having an emergency supply kit, and not using hair conditioner.
Americans are in a collective panic this week over a North Korean statement that it's planning to fire missiles near Guam. But they've said this before.
A North Korean military commander released an angry statement in response to Trump's recent threats, saying the country may launch a strike on Guam.
*Googles* "What is Guam?"
The Secretary of State said "there is no imminent threat" from North Korea, following an incendiary statement Tuesday from President Trump.
The president of Guam's Football Association pleaded guilty on Thursday to two counts of wire fraud.
The launch came amid speculation North Korea would attempt to test an intermediate-range missile capable of reaching the U.S. territory of Guam or Hawaii.
When you know what it means to off the aircon.
And a lot of people are making the exact same joke about it.
Guam is the first U.S. territory to allow same-sex marriage.
A judge on Thursday struck down a law in Guam defining marriage as being between couples of the opposite sex. The ruling will go into effect on Tuesday at 8 a.m. local time.
Yes, the mice are going to kill the snakes. Not the other way around.
What even is this hat?!
South Korea's Yonhap News agency reports North Korea has moved two intermediate-range missiles to its East coast.
Ever. WARNING: This was a popular post you've probably seen before except this one is set to the soundtrack of a faux-Hans Zimmer.
Romney's wins, big and obscure, are giving him a dramatic lead in the currency that counts: Delegates. On to Samoa!
Walks back comment that liberal judges should be shipped off to Guam. "Was something [Santorum] shouldn't have said." And this is how you know it's delegate season.
Please meet Hank Johnson, a Democrat from my home state of Georgia, who is concerned that over-building in Guam might cause the island to capsize.