"You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head."
Lo siento mucho, pero Iron Man es Slytherin.
Calling all Pamplepuffs!
To be honest with you, I had to make this very quickly. But you all like Harry Potter, right?
You want to be in Gryffindor, but you might be a Hufflepuff.
You might want to pull up your Pottermore account for this!
It's our choices that show what we truly are – so make good ones.
Jetzt wird's ernst!
Embrace the anarchy.
Look, sometimes your first Patronus is busy...
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
I solemnly swear that my bank account is about to be empty.
And no, you can't ask Hermione for help.
Because hey, the teachers can bring a pet, too.
Ambitious, cunning, and...a ride or die.
"Hmm, I smell vanilla...with hints of sandalwood...GRYFFINDOR!!"
All aboard the Hogwarts Express!
Not counting Butterbeer, of course.
But you already know that, right?
Winter is coming to Hogwarts.
The Sorting Hat has gone missing, and Hogwarts needs your help!
Gryffindor in the streets...
Best school trip ever!
A butterbeer or an acromantula venom shot?
::Casts a summoning charm on all of these:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
It's our makeup choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Sort these muggles!
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.
Es gibt nichts in deinem Kopf, das dieses... ähm Sprechende Quiz nicht sieht!
Wie gut erinnerst du dich an die Schlacht? (Wie sie im Buch passiert, nicht in den Filmen.)
It'll be over faster than you can say "Snitch."
What did the last-minute gifter say to these products? Mischief Managed. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Eriovixia gryffindori, as it was later christened, is named after one of the Hogwarts founders, Godric Gryffindor.
This quiz will reveal a lot about you.
Everybody low-key has elements of both, but which side do you favour?
“Unprotected copulation between witches and wizards will result in sexually transmitted jinxes…"
Don't worry, Neville still is hot.
More like Gift-indors, amirite?
"It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." —Dumbledore, talking about the importance of becoming a Potterhead. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
More like LOLgwarts.
It's like the Sorting Hat, but in reverse.
Go, go, Gryffindor indeed!
We take it as a compliment.
Sure, houses are for life, but we've all had Slytherin days.
Time to break out the old Sorting Hat and figure out exactly what kind of cats we have.
I'm a Hermione in the streets, and a Hagrid in the sheets. How about you?