Meet Stephen King's corgi, "the Thing of Evil."
This is canon.
Are you more GRRM or WTAF?
Will you do Sam-well or Sam-badly?
Callbacks, foreshadowing, and wonderful coincidences. There's plenty waiting for you if you've never given it a second watch.
Unless you were enough of a geek to pause it and work out what it said in Sam's book, that is.
With less than a week to go until Season 7, is your memory of who's who up to scratch?
Guesswork is coming.
How many of the 39 characters who've been in 20 or more episodes of Game of Thrones can you name?
ITV is dark and full of terrors.
They're definitely not sequels.
With Game of Thrones coming to an end in 2018, it's time to look at what might fill that void.
Are you a true fan of A Song of Ice and Fire?
What do we say to the god of spelling mistakes? Not today!
The new season, like winter, is coming. About time too!
Winter can wait, because now we have this.
Are you a quiz maester?
All men must die, except the boy who lived.
But he also said: "I thought the same last year."
The Game of Thrones author believes that "over the next four years, our problems are going to get much, much worse."
I drink and I know things. Do you?
Halloween Is Coming.
Gendry is coming. Probably. So how are they going to pull this off?
It always helps to look at things from a different point of view. (And if you knew all this, just enjoy playing with the slidey things!)
Find out whether or not you really do know nothing.
Don't worry, I'm almost always wrong.
Only read this if you have finished Season 6, obviously.
A transformation is coming.
Thrones director Jack Bender has suggested that next season will be significantly shorter. As if the off-season wasn't already dark and full of terrors. Spoilers ahead.
Now we're halfway through the season it feels like the right time to make some mostly unsubstantiated shots in the dark.
"I've read all the Game of Thrones books and I feel superior to people who only watch the show." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
"Fuck everyone who isn't us." Spoilers if you haven't seen the season premiere.
In case you missed it, the Season 6 trailer is FINALLY here. So we decided to take a look at exactly what it all means. Spoilers, obviously.
Spoiler warning for anyone who doesn't want to know what MIGHT happen in Season 6.
For the night is dark and full of spoilers.
I'll be there for you, when the rains (of Castamere) start to fall.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The off-season is dark and full of terrors – distract yourself with these Thrones-based lolz from the past 12 months.
A Song of Ice and Fire Tweets.
Frustration is coming.
How well do you know the strongholds of Westeros?
But we don't mean that literally, GRRM.
If you don't want to know anything about the next season, it's probably best you stop here!
The Winds of Winter is coming... but not soon enough.
Say hello to "A Dong of Ice and Fire." Warning: slightly NSFW.
The internet is a beautiful place.
Westeros really does have "Too Many Kings." Warning: spoilers.
A Text of Ice and Fire. Warning: spoilers.
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