SO MUCH SNOW!
Ace it, and consider yourself on the nice list.
When it comes to your Christmas toys, it's better to be safe than sorry.
"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate. Loathe entirely."
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch."
Do you celebrate or steal Christmas?
Some people are very unhappy that "Beauty & Beast" features a gay character. We spoke to a movie theater owner who decided to take a stand.
Dr. Seuss Enterprises is not happy with a one-woman play where Cindy Lou Who recounts how she fell in love with the Grinch, became pregnant with his child, and eventually ate his dog.
Are you more of a Grinch or a Cindy Lou?
Do you deliver presents, or steal them?
“I just like to smile, smiling is my favorite.”
Regardless, you're a mean one.
Hate? Double hate? Loathe entirely?
"Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant."
El amor está sobrevalorado.
One day, two grinches, three movies, and a hell of a lot of eye-rolling.
You know you'd love to hate-watch each and every one of these.
I'm not trying to sound ungrateful, but please go away.
Those Whos are whoing it up.
Is your brain is full of spiders? Do you have garlic in your soul?
Who Hash remains unaffected.
There's a whole Seuss-y spectrum!
Shall we just cancel Christmas?
Nothin' quite like a fuzzy kitty.
"Jingle Bells" was written for Thanksgiving.
For some, it's the most ughful time of the year.
There will be bauble blood.
All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking.
Just don't steal Christmas this year, OK?
Dashing through the NO.
Even Scrooge is like, "Damn, Gina!"
Ho Ho No.
Dr. Seuss' beloved character totally gets you.
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For instance, did you know Tony the Tiger sings "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"?
A Salvation Army director was charged Monday with allegedly stealing hundreds of thousands of toys from his facility.
Does the fact that Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet, but Christmas is already in full effect make you nauseous? If you're going to holiday spew, you might as well spew in style with one of these Festive Season Sick Bags.
The Fine Brothers return with a comprehensive list of Christmas movie spoilers. If you can get past your anger over the ruined endings, it's a pretty useful list of Christmas movies.