"It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other."
How do I love thee, mama?
"You're so not prepared for this shit."
Featuring a very Swift-appropriate "girl with cat" birthday card.
In honour of Justin Bieber's 22nd birthday on March 1.
Get ready for dead rats.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.
Merry Christmas, eh?
Because there's never a "right" thing to say.
Won't you not be my neighbor?
"Shut up, Dora!"
"Kim, there's people that are dying."
You tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Send these to anyone who needs a little more pizza and a little less student debt.
Try not to be overwhelmed with poetic brilliance.
More like ~bleeding~ card, amirite?
Dear friend, you deserve a kick in the nuts, love from me.
I'm gonna getcha these cards.
"Sorry I left you alone at that party."
"As long as you tried your hardest..."
She always knows just what to say.
Because not all dads like golf and sitting on their butts all day.
“When someone you love gets sick, it’s really natural to get scared and uncomfortable and not know what to say,” designer Emily McDowell wrote.
The sun's not the only thing that rises, if you know what I mean.
They'll open up the envelope and say, "Awwwwwww!"
Thanks, but no thanks.
When you care enough to send sass.
Kick 'em to the carb!
"Happy birthday poo face!"
You'll be great at parties.
I delete my search history because I love you.
Because Hallmark doesn't have cards about drunk texting.
Store-bought greeting cards are great at expressing almost exactly what you wanted to say. But sometimes they need just a bit of editorializing.
In the form of 35 family greeting cards. It's actually kind of sad.
If you think a greeting card can mend your troubled relationship, you probably deserve to get dumped. Seriously, Hallmark? (Via Epic Ponyz)
A greeting card for the most special moment in a couple's life together. Now with penis jokes.