You don’t belong to any one side. You’re in the middle.
Just in case a certain someone becomes president and you need to GTFO of America.
This week for BuzzFeed News, Anne Helen Petersen visits the reclusive Enya in Ireland. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Until last year, I was one of 4.3 million people at the mercy of the legal immigration system, waiting for the chance to stay in the U.S. for good.
"My wife doesn't desire me anymore and tenses up at my touch." Confessions courtesy of Whisper.
To answer his question: The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service. I mean, if I had to guess.
Some jokes are better left between friends.