It’s the GOOD kind of fat!
"I like jelly, and I like grass?"
“When you take that sh*t off, it feels like a damn orgasm.”
Flip-flops on the feet, lobster roll in the hand.
California has been famous for its sprawling, single-family homes and big yards for generations. But the ongoing drought is proving to be a game changer.
Thigh chafing is a real thing.
Guaranteed to melt all your existential worries into the great abyss.
"Art, uh... finds a way."
Are you going to adopt one yet? Go.
Are you a cannasseur? A pot sommelier? A skunkologist?
"Ew... 7-Eleven pizza."
Period + white shorts = imminent doom.
Because you're home for the holidays. And there's nothing to do.
“All I’ve ever wanted is a son who joins Earth Club!”
The stuff Bond films are made of.
Sorry, but you're mostly bacteria.
An American homegrown grass roots movement.
Oops. Whoever snapped these cell phone pics and sold them to TMZ was totally not cool, man.
Apparently if you paint your fingernails just right, they can sprout tiny people. You can see more of the miniature art here. (via mymodernmet.com).
This is what happens when water builds up under grass. Ugh, why would you stop filming before you popped it? We need closure!
I give this ad high marks.