Grandmas are everything.
Bless these grannies.
"All of you are alive right now because I got laid."
Grandma knows best.
"I think I can handle all that sex, grandson."
If you're not doing keg stands you're not doing retirement right.
I'm not exaggerating. You will need tissues.
She's just bein' grammy.
"Ninety, nasty, and not giving up!"
"You’re not fat, you just look like a baby whale."
Are you two more about nights out, or watching baking shows?
Protect them at all costs.
"Good picture...if you love pictures of ugly people."
«J'ai attendu cela pendant 95 ans.»
"Yo! From yr nan"
"I've been waiting 95 years for this."
Literally the most spoiled dogs on the planet.
Harry Styles should definitely stay away from Sweet Wee Ethel.
"I gotta take my hearing aids out."
Those young'uns are really missing out.
"That's real dirty grandma..."
"DON'T GO, DENISE!"
"If you can't behave, be careful."
Trash talking is essential!
Me: I haven't eaten all day. Grandma: *hops on scooter*
“We forgot that we’re old, we’re having a good time!”
"Hold on to your weaves!"
Always ready to bust a move... or a hip.
"Why don't you just fuck your computer?"
And Nana Betty rocked it.
"Who the f*ck made this?"
"Shade" is the new world for "pimp."
You do you!
"Well, I started dating in the fifth grade, so I know quite a bit."
Partners for a perfect threesome? George Clooney and Richard Gere.
"Oooh, I'm going to f**k Justin Bieber and really hurt him!"
Why is the internet so weird all the time?
“It was wonderful… I never want to do it again.”
Might as well figure it out now.
These pups deserve eternal life.
This would NEVER have happened in Cuba.
Just grandmas being grandmas. Doing their thing, making no excuses.
Everyone loves a kEwL GrAnDmA!
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She doesn't have time this nonsense.
Everyone knows grandmas are masters of texting. It's just facts.