"Forty years, there or thereabouts, have elapsed. My date isn’t going to show, it seems."
Care for some "banana's by the each"?
The dictionary and you are basically an old married couple.
The words don't lie.
"People with good spelling and grammar have typo-negative blood."
"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."
The difference between knowing you're shit and knowing your shit.
You're doing it wrong.
A delightfully passive-aggressive copy editor at the Toronto Star marked up this memo announcing the elimination of copy-editing jobs at the Toronto Star.
An illustrated guide for people who already know how to use an apostrophe but like pretty charts.