If you've had a few drinks and want to give politicians on Capitol Hill a piece of your mind, drunkdialcongress.org is the one-stop-shop for drunk dialing random members of Congress.
At least the internet can find some humor in this otherwise dismal state of affairs.
"Sometimes you just want to punch these congressmen in the face."
So much time to do all those panda things they never get to do.
Some were confused, others laughed, and China was just sad.
House Republicans "demanded ransom just for doing their job," the president said from the White House on Tuesday. "That's not how adults operate."
And we all know how that turned out.
What is the definition of sociopath?
"The East Coast loves you and by the East Coast I mean me." Not safe for work, unless you work at Newark City Hall.
"MIKE LEE, I AM YOUR FATHER."
His name is John Ellis.
HOW DID THEY COME UP WITH THIS?
That escalated quickly.
A beautiful, horrible world.