Before the iPhone, before Android, there was this.
The Google service Send A Call From Santa lets you send voicemail or video messages to your friends in Santa's voice. My favorite is having him call them Boo and tell them they're getting jeggings for Christmas.
Apple drops the ball? And Android swoops in for the rebound? On October 11th, Google and Samsung will be unboxing the latest android phone.
Stealing an iPhone user's girlfriend? There's a Google app for that.