Is it big and bushy or neatly trimmed?
A great beard can shave your life.
Beard me up, Scotty!
Beard Envy... it's a real thing.
Why does this keep happening to us??
What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.
Everybody's beard-crazy these days, but some guys aren't so lucky. Here's an open letter from the poorly-bearded.
The worst part is that the Avatar actor has a pretty hefty goatee in his mugshot.
Notice the stripes in the legs...masterful. "Movember," aka "No Shave November," "Novembeard," or "Growvember." His name is Noel Evans, and his body is a temple of mustache.
The hair. The goatee. The eyeliner. The come hither. Perfect. He looks like your cool lesbian aunt dressing up as a drag king for adult prom.
This gal has a beard, and it deserves its own song (and spoken word poems).