Warning: contains minor spoilers for Season 2 of A Series of Unfortunate Events!
One Tree Hill or Riverdale?
Sometimes things don't work out the way you expect.
"Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested."
Your future awaits.
Is your love life more romantic or just plain comedy?
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?"
Nobody saw these coming.
"Taller than you in heels"
Guys being super persistent isn't as sweet as movies make it look!
Will you be drinking beer or pink lemonade?
You'll be laughing for hours.
"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realising I can’t carry 23 items in my arms through the store."
"I'm trying to tighten my casette tapes with a pencil" years old."
Don't @ me about the list, I didn't make it.
"I don't have a problem with straight people, I just don't wanna see it in public."
Prepare for your mind to be blown.
Bangs or no bangs?
Do you have the mind of a movie critic?
Exposed brick or copper crockery?
We were so naive as kids.
The Office or Parks and Recreation?
Use an old, hair-clogged razor to shave your legs even though you're pretty sure you need to throw it away.
*looks at the camera like I'm Jim from The Office*
"Are you gonna eat that last spring roll??"
Seriously, so many romantic storylines are based around a bet.
Are your tastes ~international~?
"I don't like to call them flaws, it's just a part of who I am."
I'm the best, you're gonna want to.
Do you actually remember when High School Musical came out?
"Why would anyone go big when they could go home?"
Are you more Ramona Flowers or Young Neil?
Are these dogs simply good boys or the very best boys?
Millennials – we sure kill a lot of stuff!
Short, sweet, and sometimes savage.
Scott's Tots or Gay Witch Hunt?
They're way ahead of their time.
Are they usually shy and sensitive, or an outgoing charmer?
"Stepping out, his bag grazed the fabric, which was against his nipples, which were very nipple-y."
Chris, Chris, or Chris?
"YOU CHLOROFORMED THE JANITOR?"
Seriously, why do women often sleep with a full face of makeup on?
This is all me.
Are you more Ferris Bueller or Veronica Sawyer?
"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."
Do you know your way around a kitchen?
This quiz will only take a New York Minute to complete.
I'm genuinely sorry for what you're about to see.
From the Brat Pack to the Disney generation...