"The most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that nobody asked to try on Harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was."
How do you stop your mascara from smudging your glasses?
"Why don't you get LASIK" omg stop!!!
Nobody should take the time to do this. But, if they did...
People look better in glasses. There, I said it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Once you get a smudge on your lenses you may as well throw them out and start again.
Shut up and take my toonies!
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
Say it with me: NOTHING'S OVER $25!
They like the Gucci, the Prada, the whole enchilada.
In your face, Santa!!!
These gifts are ALL practically petty.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
Pared-down gifts for people who like to keep it simple.
Make it all about them — literally.
There's always that ONE friend.
Whether you're part of it or know the love birds!
Something small to show you care.
Whether that pretension is literary, gastronomic, or generalized.
We got you pegged.
Note to self: set up automatic reply to "Go away."
This stuff is so cool it's Riddikulus.
Welcome to the Shark Tank. Do you have what it takes to survive?
How many cat puns are too many? We're about to find out.
The struggle is real, even if you can't see it because you need glasses. Learn how you can help others in need of glasses with OneSight.
Everything's under $50!
Just a ton of cat-related products you're going to want to pounce on.
Petition to change the definition of the word "flight" to "time spent in an Arctic chamber of noise while surrounded by strangers."
More like T-aww-rget. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
From emergency declarations to deploying the National Guard, states, counties, and towns along the path of the total solar eclipse are preparing for the worst.
Protect your eyes from the murderous majesty of the sun!
♫ I can see clearly now ♫
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just reading this post?
You would be so pretty if you just took off those off forever.
That awkward moment when someone far away waves at you and you have no idea who they are.
Four-eyes spreads the thighs.
There's so much we sacrifice for the gift of sight.
The ophthalmologist never has good news for you.
I can see clearly now, okay?
Good luck drinking that tea and still being able to see.
A very important question.
RIP to all the hairs my glasses have pulled out.
"No glasses, who dis?"
Can glasses ever truly be ~clean~?
Anyone who says they can keep their glasses clean is a LIAR.
Elegant ideas for any budget. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Even with glasses/contacts, everything is STILL blurry. It's a cruel world.
Nothing less for your No. 1 lady.