The finest, most batshit city in Scotland really outdid itself this year.
Is there anything more appalling than finding fish skin on your battered cod? No.
WARNING: This post contains a bunch of Scottish slang, which can get pretty graphic.
We love you, but please stop throwing up and losing your shoes.
Even if she doesn't win Strictly, she's WON ALL OF OUR HEARTS.
Marauding geese, dangling neds, and rancid bus mince? No thank you.
What the fuck is going on at China Buffet King? (H/T Overheard In Glasgow)
Too much whisky last night? Pop to Babu Bombay for a chicken masala naanwich.
"Willie's ma name, erectin's ma game." Oh Scotland. Never change.
Finally, the Scottish translation guide you've all been waiting for.
WHO THE HELL TRIES TO SELL THEIR DEAD DOG ONLINE.
"Get yersel doon to silverburn and dae a shite wi yer pal"
Are you even Scottish if you didn't spend your teenage years pissed in a field?
The delicious things Steak, Cattle & Roll in Glasgow do to bread and meat should be illegal.
"Buy wan get fuck awe free." – Scottish shops.
"Just been at the airport to meet my boyfriend with the two other girls he was seeing."
Sticking political slogans on every wall is a bit odd; other cities just use Twitter.
So many hilariously weird things have happened already, and it's only June.
It's an architectural armpit, basically.
What the fuck is the deal with chippy sauce, anyway?
Glasgow, where going overboard is just a way of life.
We'll take the piss out of literally anyone or anything, so be warned.
Lily McLeod is a self-taught baker from Glasgow, and her cakes are works of art.
Let's take a walk on the wild side.
Guys, you really need to stop shagging in the library.
Freakshakes, brioche doughnuts, and Big Macs? Yes please. The vegan options in Glasgow just keep getting better and better.
Scotland is just so disappointing...according to TripAdvisor users, anyway.
We're nothing if not honest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"I've heard more political sense come out somecunt standin in a kitchen it 4 on a Saturday morning oot their nut."
In the past 48 hours, almost 300 American families have promised to open up their homes using the UK-based website RoomForRefugees.com.
RIP in advance.
Dinny bother reading this unless you're heavy fluent in Scottish Twitter.
No night out will ever beat Octo at the Arches. RIP.
Someone will piss on Donald Trump's golf course, then get stuck in a bin.
Pray for them all.
"Trump is a fanny who canny deal wi a sims family never mind his own country."
Should you roam the wilderness, or cuddle up with a sexy Scot in a wee cottage?
Stolen toilets, huge cocks, furious deer...oh, Scotland. What on Earth would we do without you?
One of these pics is a bit NSFW. But what else would you expect from a post about Scottish Snapchat?
It's shite being Scottish.
It's been a hell of a year for the funniest, most batshit city in Scotland.
"In Glasgow, how means why. You don't ponder why, you demand how?"
The singer visited the Blue Lagoon on Argyle Street to sample a haggis supper, which isn't a sentence any Glaswegian thought they'd ever hear.
"Do people drink Buckfast here?" "Yeah, everyone drinks it ironically." Smh.
America, you need Tennent's chandeliers. H/t Humans Of The Sesh.
To be fair, we don't really understand The Krankies either.
"The Olympic gold medal in lamp dangling goes to...Mad Wee Rab."
You're not Scottish if you make it through this post without cracking a smile.
Think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?
The two pilots were scheduled to fly 141 people from Scotland to New Jersey when they were arrested for intoxication and removed from flying duties