I stan these legends.
"You didn't tag me in any memes today! I thought you died!!!"
Actually, you can probably try these on anyone, but good luck!
Prepare to feel a lot of feelings.
"I couldn’t believe that I’d had such a great first date (and second, and third...) with the first woman I’d gone out with." An excerpt from Katie Heaney's memoir Would You Rather.
"I fail to understand the need for eight thousand different types of black leggings."
At least they tried?
*Tyra Banks voice* Needy and annoying...but make it hilarious.
Food can say a lot about a person.
Everyone weighed in, from therapists, to divorce attorneys.
Two strangers go on a blind date to test their limits in love and intimacy.
Let's retire the term ~BAE~ forever.
One of them is definitely your type.
"We shall vanquish all evil with our love!"
Du kannst deinen Partner wahnsinnig machen, indem du einen Raum verlässt, ohne das Licht auszumachen.
#19 Fighting over how to squeeze the tube of toothpaste.
The one where lube is needed.
Best. Present. Ever.
Well well well.
A heated seat cover, a crystal-growing kit, an set of vegan bath bombs, and eighteen other products on Amazon that will solve all your last-minute gifting problems.
Yeah, I *totally* I spent a lot on you this year!
Order by 11:59 pm CST on 12/20 to get free delivery by 12/23!
Give them a whole new world at their fingertips.
The early bird gets the worm, but the late shopper gets great gifts.
*closes eyes and points at the internet*
They'll have no idea you left them off your first list.
Because their gift should be as amazing as their LOVE.
From classic to quirky, Macy's has everything you need to give the best gifts this year!
Now is the time for one-stop shopping.
Practical gifts they’ll be eternally grateful for.
I'll buy you an island one day. I swear!
'Tis the season to have a lot of fun.
Cat butt magnets, wine condoms, a waterproof speaker, and eighteen other surprising and delightful gifts you can get on Amazon.
It's the season of giving (orgasms)!
Let the cuteness overload commence.
Just general, all-around good stuff.
Two gifts for the price of one, because you deserve a little something too!
They've got deals up to 50% off all week (and our paychecks are totally fine with that).
Show your LOVE for $10 or less.
Guys, love is real.
She's as real as you want her to be.
Your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs — and maybe a few other things.
YOU'RE IN LOVE AND YOU DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!
If you're at your wits end, hopefully these will help.
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
Things that'll show you care, so you don't have to.
Because putting on a pajama top *and* bottom is frankly too much work.
You're basically speaking your own language by this point.