I just really, really love smooth legs and really, really hate shaving.
Getting an eyelash in your eye and hoping that you can just blink it away.
Not rinsing the bath after shaving.
"Who named them Kegels and not puss-ups?"
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
So. Many. Layers.
We live in fear of leaks.
Never washing your tights.
Would you ever wear a dirty thong for days on end?
Those painful blisters from a new pair of flats.
Double checked a chair after you get up, just in case.
Getting your hair stuck in your armpit.
Lol tops with in-built bras, cute.
Can every shop sell bikini tops by their cup size and end the confusion once and for all?
Pulling out those weird, long nipple hairs.
"Have they ripped off my skin?"
Stroking your pubes in a nonsexual way.
Feeling paranoid every time you stand up.
They hurt like hell and feel a thousand times heavier, but at least they look good.
Secretly eating your flaky skin.
I know I asked for this and she's just doing her job but I HATE HER SO MUCH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "EVERY MONTH"?
*Boils water* wifey material.
My mom has said, "Hey, have you switched off the gas?" more than, "I love you."
I call today's look "I tried."
Why the hell am I paying so much for a bra when I don't even want to wear one?
Same Sunny, same.
This is cheaper than therapy.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE, FLO.
If you ain't foreign, you boring.
I just need a damn cupcake.
Sleeping with wet hair seemed like such a good idea at the time.
Cute top = bad tan lines.
It's a love/hate relationship with eyeliner.
RIP every ponytail band ever.
Let a well-dressed actress do the talking for you.
:: Sneezes and button down shirt rips open:: The problem is as wide as it is broad.
May all thine enemies rub their eyes, forgetting they're wearing eyeliner.
"There are literally billions of us."
Just one of the guys...
The ghost of eighth-grade past is coming to haunt you.
The directions literally say "don't panic." Lol.
Being a woman is hardcore. Period.
Why call them "stick-on" earrings if they don't actually stick on?
These girls have gone wild.
Using a highly scientific measurement: which state's "girl problems" Twitter account is the most annoying.