Are you taking your time or doing the bare minimum?
If you can't do a full face of makeup, you'd rather not wear any.
Best kind of cheap thrill, tbh.
"On my way!" *sitting on my bed in a towel*
"Do I sleep for another 20 minutes or do my makeup?"
Your routine vs. everybody else's.
"I don’t wanna go! I just wanna stay in and watch Netflix!"
You know it's the truth.
Why do I care about someone I don't even know?
We're too busy taking over the world to worry about this sh*t.
Your look is literally effortless.
Nothing wrong with a little pre-date instagram stalk...
You make yourself look like a queen, only to look like a sweaty pig two hours later.
It's not easy being a girl... or a guy for that matter. Some differences might not be what you think.
I have nothing to wear.
Being chronically late is not the mark of a Highly Effective Person. Get to work on time by multi-tasking and streamlining your getting-ready routine.
Boys wear Spanx too!