Muji + Corny Jokes + Laging Tulog = #titooftheyear
"I don't need my period tracker. I just pointed at a squirrel and said, 'You're a beautiful fuckwad, you know that?'"
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
Because we only improve with age...right??
Why can't things just stay the same?
Is it weird if you recycle your LinkedIn profile pic?
Like "Don’t let anyone tell you millennials are the worst."
Justin Timberlake was on top of the charts, everyone was carrying around Apple products, and people could not stop talking about Harry Potter. Wait, what year is it?
We rate a cosy night in more highly than a party.
"Your 'nappy' hair and dark skin are not negatives, and in time you will feel like a goddess because of them."
The That '70s Show series finale aired 10 years ago today.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
"I stuck my hand into a coin-filled fountain and used $3.99 of other people's wishes to buy a burrito."
10pm is waaay past your bedtime.
"Shade" is the new world for "pimp."
Raising both hands in celebration.
…And this is what 30-year-olds have to say about that!
Acne never really goes away.
Give us something to look forward to.
For starters, everyone quotes that goddamn Taylor Swift song to you.
"By all means, call me a millennial."
Going to bed at 8 p.m. on a Tuesdayyyy.
Is this a hangover or am I actually dead?
"Where'd that mole come from?"
"Happy birthday!" "YOU TOO." Wait.
"Why are all of my friends suddenly getting married?"
That is if we can, what with our hearing aids and all.
It was only a matter of time.
If only eating had zero consequences.
You will always feel 19 until you're 30. Honest comics about aging.
It's good to be older.
Age ain't nothin' but a page number.
You might not have it all figured out, but you should at least be able to feed yourself.
Or at least ... the things you wish you could upgrade. Because I hate you, Ikea salad spinner.
It's not all downhill after your early twenties. Just mostly.
Whether you like it or not, Urban Outfitters makes you feel old. In a good way.
Kids these days don't understand. Wait, wait, wait, so all this '90s nostalgia is just us feeling the cold breath of mortality on our necks?
Get off my lawn, you damn kids. Wait, the kids of those damn kids. Never mind.
Every year on Christmas, Nick Confalone's father filmed his family coming down the stairs.
This video originally aired on UK’s Channel 4 in 2006.