[To the tune of "Shots"] Germs, germs, germs, germs, germs, germs — EVERY SURFACE.
No juice press or detox tea required. Just cleaning products and motivation.
Sorry about this one. You're going to have to check out some pretty gross images to find out.
Repeat after me: don't wash the turkey.
Your POOch's mouth may have more germs than you think.
Don't act like you haven't peed in the locker room showers before.
Which method is your best line of defense in the battle against germs?
Your kitchen sink has A THOUSAND times more bacteria than your toilet.
Don't even act like you don't use your phone while on the toilet.
Human beings are weird, man.
According to a new report, most adults swim after having diarrhea. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Prepare to be uncomfortable.
Makeup addicts and lovers, brace yourself.
Do you actually wash your bath mat or nah?
We apologize in advance for ruining your next soak.
Be honest about how often you clip those toe nails.
Besides a hermetically sealed bubble. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.
Spoiler alert: it's probably mono.
Stay outta my $40 foundation, E. Coli.
WAIT. Before you eat that chip off the ground, read this.
You'll never think about swimming pools the same way again.
Are you gross?
Our office is a literal petri dish, help.
Equally important: how to not accidentally damage it in the process.
BACTERIA AND FUNGUS IN YOUR EARS AND EVERYWHERE.
PEE AND POOP, EVERYWHERE.
Can you get through this post without gagging a little? All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Get your rubber gloves and game face ready.
*touches genitals* *touches towel* *touches doorknob*
Did you really just pass this complimentary cranberry juice with your fingers touching the rim of the cup?
You'll infect them with joy.
It's time to stop digging.
Let's settle this once and for all.
Unless you love washing your body with fungus and brushing your teeth with the stomach flu.
Unless you love sucking up 10 million germs a day, ofc.
Life is a struggle.
Sharing is NOT caring.
Can I have a sip, chip, double dip?
Please don't touch my sweaty palms.
Have the sanitizer ready.
A team of researchers recently discovered that the NYC subway is crawling with germs. Here's how grossed out/freaked out you should actually be.
Gyms are filthy garbage cans. But they’re garbage cans that facilitate physical fitness. Learn how to use one without becoming patient zero.
You're never going to look at your clean laundry the same way ever again.
Enough with the hovering. We're starting a revolution.
Winter feels like it's never going to leave the Northeast, and if I get another cold or flu bug I might actually scream. I also might take up cross-stitch to pass the time and decorate my sickroom with whimsy and fun.
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So, when are hazmat suits coming into style?