Besides a hermetically sealed bubble. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.
You'll never think about swimming pools the same way again.
"He eats poop...like all the time."
Did you really just pass this complimentary cranberry juice with your fingers touching the rim of the cup?
Life is a struggle.
Can I have a sip, chip, double dip?
What's that tickle in your throat?
The bin is JUST THERE! That could not be any closer to the bin and not be in the bin.
You want me to touch the bathroom door handle? With my hands?
Keep your damn hands to yourself.
This world is just a breeding place for contagious germs. Take it from someone who considers herself a germaphobe.
Not a germaphobe? You are now.
Everything you touch is gross. Here's how to clean it. All of it.