Because your other lips get chapped too!
Prouvez-nous que vous n'avez pas tout oublié de vos cours de SVT.
This video is such a tease.
"Just learn to respect women's space, because that's all we really want."
Guess which one of us has testes?
“I just want to apologize to my mom...”
Why do you get morning wood? And more!
"How much semen have we eaten today?"
Minds are going straight to the gutter.
The Final Member is full of surprises. Watch BuzzFeed's two exclusive clips, one of which involves sperm whale penis bow ties. (You're welcome?)
And this person has great taste in literature, also.
My New Pink Button, a line of "genital cosmetic colorants" in four shades of pink, has found quite the market in Amazon humorists.
See how male endowment varies across all 50 states.
What is it about this cherry that makes it quite so repulsive?
Single-serving blog 'Accidental Dong' tracks all of those times when you feel perverted for seeing penises in everyday life. Don't worry pervs! You're not alone!
A Brooklyn, New York exhibit featuring 800 customized ping pong paddles features one especially explicit model.
It's like Little Shop of Horrors, and Rick Moranis is a ladder.