LOOK AT HIM.
UPDATE: Nom has been found!
The lack of spiders should have been a hint.
You hear that noise? It's the sound of grammar nerds crying.
I for one welcome our new sex lizard overlords.
These critters are almost too good to be true.
Gecko happiness is SO infectious that most people won't be able to get through this post without cracking a smile. What's your gecko tolerance?