Because money is everything, right? ;)
Must. Resist. Dropping. Guests. In. The. Lake.
Ah, van vesua! Cummuns nala!
It's gonna be a hard choice between going on a download spree or a day of productivity.
Grab your quarters — we're going to the arcade!
'Tis the season to have a lot of fun.
Sometimes a really good gift transcends age.
Things you can stow away in your suitcase or bring through security in a carry-on!
Find something for your brother, sister, daughter, son, mom, dad, or first cousin twice removed.
These are what I call win-win gifts. 😏
These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.
An electric griddle, a cedar-scented candle, a cutting board in the shape of your favorite state, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will solve all your holiday shopping quandaries.
♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫
Nerdy is cool now.
In your face, Santa!!!
"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them
They'll find their own way to thank you.
Plus some puzzle-buying tips from me to you!
These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
Watch out, these gifts will make kids so much smarter than you are.
No, you don't have to build a ranch chair to get me to visit your place.
Wonderful gifts based on inspirational women (both real and fictional).
Amateur paleontologists will really *dig* this stuff.
They'll definitely ~slytherin~ to your shopping cart.
"In Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp, you don't say 'I love you,' you say 'a communication error has occurred, please try again later,' and I think that's beautiful."
A hands-free umbrella, a home theater projector, a bag of unicorn farts, and 19 other perfect gifts for everyone on your list.
Because you're broke and lazy but want to project the opposite.
If you like them, then you should put your name (or face or pet or ______) on it.
Get spooked in style.
Something small to show you care.
Or your girlfriend, wife, sister, or mom because gender is a construct!!!!!
Would you rather eat dog shit or your friend's puke? GO!
It's game night!
What's game night without snacks?
A portable washing machine, a big ol' bag of gummies, a heated massaging pillow, and 19 more perfect gifts for practically everyone you know.
A bunch of fun solutions that don't involve wearing pants. The products in this post were updated in January 2018
Party games: the other social lubricant.
Because if you leave it up to them, they'll be their own season of Hoarders.
They're all so fun!
So many indie games, so little time.
Good luck. You'll need it.
We'll never forget you, Club Penguin.
Damn, she's had a lot of sexy co-stars.
There are a LOT of them!
Perfect for long car trips, waiting rooms, and more!
No one's raining on your love parade. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.