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Let's smash!

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Don't you miss 2007?

I literally can't wait to play Cookie Pocket.

"She tried to bankrupt me — my own wife!"

"You hear that? Sounds a whole lot like success."

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"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah?"

Things that you didn't need, but also REALLY NEED.

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People still play these games, right?

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Are you more Leslie Knope or Ron Swanson?

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Good luck, movie buffs!

"Choo wagga choo choo!"

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It's not all fun and games anymore.

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Find out who you really are!

In the massively popular game Fortnite Battle Royale, you can choose to keep watching after you die — and begin to feel invested in the stranger who did you in.

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Yo, I need a golf cart!

Never forget the bike music.

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A student is acting up, and now you have to write a note.

"HEY LISTEN!"

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Are you an anagram master?

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Later days, dude.

Trust me and click.

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Trust me... you won't get *board* of this quiz!

Years after leaving the PlayStation behind, I've found my way back into video games — or maybe they've found their way back to me.

Because there's only so many times you can play Cards Against Humanity.

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How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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You're invited to a slumber party!

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Are you ready?

You will find the f*cked up truth about your period in these mystical cards.

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Because money is everything, right? ;)

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Must. Resist. Dropping. Guests. In. The. Lake.

Ah, van vesua! Cummuns nala!

It's gonna be a hard choice between going on a download spree or a day of productivity.

Grab your quarters — we're going to the arcade!

'Tis the season to have a lot of fun.

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Got games?

Sometimes a really good gift transcends age.

Things you can stow away in your suitcase or bring through security in a carry-on!

Find something for your brother, sister, daughter, son, mom, dad, or first cousin twice removed.

"Staining Things."

These are what I call win-win gifts. 😏

These gifts are gonna make Wally World look like Disney World.

An electric griddle, a cedar-scented candle, a cutting board in the shape of your favorite state, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will solve all your holiday shopping quandaries.

♫ All I want for Christmas is *everything on this list* ♫

Nerdy is cool now.

In your face, Santa!!!

"OMG! Where did you get that?" —everyone to them

They'll find their own way to thank you.

Plus some puzzle-buying tips from me to you!

These products'll make you wish you were a Lannister... so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.

Watch out, these gifts will make kids so much smarter than you are.

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