Game Battle
Into Space 2: Game Battle
A delightful little upgrade launch game to while away your afternoon.
Knightmare Tower (Game Battle)
Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!
Fracuum (Game Battle)
I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it's bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.
Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2 (Game Battle)
You all loved the first one, so why not kill the rest of your afternoon on the sequel. Go on, you didn't have anything better to do today.
300 Miles To Pigsland (Game Battle)
This is going to be the last Game Battle of 2011, friends. Let's take a moment to reflect on some of the good times we've had over the past year while we navigate these pigs to wherever the fuck it is that they're going.
Earn To Die (Game Battle)
Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!
Kingdom Rush (Game Battle)
Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.
Mr Runner 2 (Game Battle)
You know the drill here - play this game; don't play Tanner's asinine game. Unless you hate having an awesome time, in which case, reverse the process. Whatever gets you through the day. [Protip: Play on "Low Quality" if the game gets jumpy on you.]
Mega Miner (Game Battle)
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)
Liftrauser [Game Battle]
I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.
It's Like Gravity (Lame Battle)
[WHAT UP, DUDES AND DUDETTES? JACK SHEPHERD HERE, MAN, JUST CHILLING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU COOL? NICE! HERE'S A LINK TO MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. HOPE YOU ENJOY, PEACE!!!]
Realm Of The Mad God [Game Battle]
This takes more coordination than I possess.
Hambo (Game Battle)
You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game).
Wooden Path 2 (Game Battle)
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges.
Sugar, Sugar (Game Battle)
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup!
Excit (Game Battle)
You are stuck in a spreadsheet! (In this game.)
Rebuild (Sunday Game Battle)
If there is one thing this zombie city building game has taught me, it's that I'm a horrible leader.
Burrito Bison (Game Battle)
God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious.
Cube Droid Saves The Galaxy (Game Battle)
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!
Sushi Cat 2
The insanely fun sequel to the insanely fun game, Sushi Cat. I had to get this up before Jack or Scott had a chance to post it for Game Battle.
Canary (Game Battle)
Guide the canary through the space cave and cut your way through the rocks blocking your path.
Aequilibrium 3 (Game Battle)
I hope you like Balancing Games!
Tealy And Orangey (Game Battle)
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though!
Sticks (Game Battle)
Bob loves money.
Fade (Game Battle)
For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.
Corporation Inc. (Game Battle)
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
The Fox And The Duck (Game Battle)
This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.
Liquid Measure 2 (Game Battle)
Put the appropriate amounts of liquid into the appropriate containers.
Fish Need Water (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Fuck it, let's go crazy. What else were you planning on doing this afternoon anyway?
Agility (Wednesday Game Battle!)
Game Battle comes early this year! Use your skillz to get the thing into the thing in this attractive timing-based puzzler. Things start getting weird after Level 10. (Via.)
Infected [Game Battle]
Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.
Spikes Tend to Kill You (Game Battle)
Understatement of the year. A retro-style platformer with the challenge level notched up to 11.
Orbox B (Game Battle)
An exceptionally challenging Point-A to Point-B puzzler. In space, apparently.
Anbot (Game Battle)
Help the robot worker drone escape from the oppressive factory and, hopefully, form some sort of a union once he gets out.
Tentacle Wars [Game Battle]
This is a tough game to get through.
Love (Game Battle)
You'll figure this awesome game out pretty quick. Post screenshots if you break 3,000 points.
K.O.L.M. (Game Battle?)
The story of a lost robot.
Robolander (Game Battle)
Help the robot land!
All We Need Is Brain (Game Battle!)
Give the zombies the old bait-and-switch by luring them into traps using delicious brains.
Truck Loader (Game Battle)
Use your worker robot to load up the trucks with boxes.
Gravitee Wars [Game Battle]
Use gravity to blast your enemies into oblivion before fleeing to the other side of your tiny planet and avoid incoming missiles.
Lucky Tower (Game Battle)
Choose the right doors and make your way through the tower of a thousand grisly deaths.
Thomas Was Alone (Game Battle)
A minimalist puzzle game.
Corporate Climber (Game Battle)
You're the new guy at a big nameless corporation, and if you want to get anywhere in your career, you need to work your way to the top.
Moonlights (Game Battle)
Honestly, at this point, I'm already too drunk to play these games effectively.
Motherload [Game Battle]
This is an oldie, but I just discovered it and can't stop playing it.
Sticky Blocks (Game Battle)
This puzzle game is so much fun!
Gravity Duck [Game Battle]
Control gravity to help get your duck get the golden egg.
Recordshop Tycoon [Game Battle]
Build up your music sales empire to become the greatest record shop in existence.
Blocks With Letters On 3 [Game Battle]
Jack and Scott aren't around today, so I need some competition for game battle this week.
The Illusionist's Dream (Game Battle)
To me, this has a very steam punk vibe.
Lost Head (Game Battle)
A nifty little physics puzzler for your Friday afternoon.
Sieger [Game Battle]
Hit those stupid pampered lords where it hurts.
Doooors (Game Battle)
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors.
Murloc RPG (Game Battle)
Just because Blizzard won't let you play as a Murloc doesn't mean you can't...as long as you don't mind dubious copy-right infringement.
Pixel Purge (Game Battle)
Upgrade your pixelated little fighter to take on increasingly difficult waves of bad guys.
Grow Valley (Game Battle)
The latest installment in the insanely popular Grow series of games.
League Of Evil (Game Battle)
Your mission is to mercilessly destroy the entire League Of Evil by using your awesome retro-platformer gaming skillz.
Heir [Game Battle]
Climb up a series of enormous monsters to find their weak points and bring them down. It's pretty much a flash version of Shadow of the Colossus, which is an amazing game, so go bananas.
Of Crates And Creatures (Wednesday Game Battle)
Use your creature to push the crate into the thing. Don't get eaten by bugs! (Via.)
Catapult Madness (Wednesday Game Battle)
Launch your peasants at the encroaching orc minions and earn cash to upgrade your armaments.
Depict1 (Wednesday Game Battle)
A lot of people have been asking what a "Game Battle" is. In short: A Game Battle is a kind of battle, with games.
Hardball Frenzy 2 (Game Battle)
Mindless, physics-game fun. Shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.
Flakboy 2 (Game Battle)
This game is extremely violent! In a fun way. Enjoy.
Solipskier (Game Battle)
Solipskier is an iPhone app port that is one part Canabalt and one part Line Rider, and all parts fun way to kill some time.
Tower Of Heaven (Game Battle)
This game is HARD. But the music and style are awesome, and you should totally try and beat it, because you will enjoy it.
Achievement Unlocked 2 [Game Battle]
Everyone's favorite achievement-hunting little blue elephant is back, now with an even more insane amount of achievements to discover.
Deep Diver (Game Battle)
Take your cute little submarine captain into the deeps in search of buried treasure! But don't let him run out of Oxygen! Otherwise he will asphyxiate, which is an incredibly painful way to die.
Roly-Poly Cannon 3 [Game Battle]
Use your cannon to blow up all the dark-colored baddies while doing your best to keep the light-colored goodies out of harms way.
Epic Coaster (Game Battle)
Help the worst-designed roller coaster in history stay on its tracks. Up to jump.
Waterfalls 2 (Game Battle)
Fill up the containers by redirecting the streams of light.
Binary [Game Battle]
Help a blue collar computer tech solve a set of increasingly difficult puzzles to reset a pair of supercomputers that are orbiting one another.
Galaxy Jumper [Game Battle]
There is literally nothing on the Internet today. The Internet is a wasteland where hapless buzzminers like myself go to starve and eventually die.
Little Stars For Little Wars: Player Pack [Game Battle]
A challenging new set of maps for the domination strategy game Little Stars for Little Wars in which you command your fleets to take control of neighboring star systems before your enemy does.
Winter Bells [Game Battle]
Happy Friday! The goal of this game is to try to keep the rabbit up in the air by jumping from bell to bell, the birds give you double points and the bells get smaller as you climb to the top.
Block Balance [Game Battle]
Eliminate the like-colored blocks, but be careful not to let your load become too unbalanced.
