A delightful little upgrade launch game to while away your afternoon.
Any of you old timers remember Game Battle? No, OK, well, don't worry about it. All you need to know is that this is a super-fucking-fun launch-style game! It's Friday, and Friday is for goofing off at work and playing Flash games, so you don't even need to feel bad about it. Post a screenshot if you beat the game!
Earn To Die is a really great upgrade game that takes place in a barren, zombie-infested wasteland. So, you know, it's got something for everyone!
Here's a glorious Tower Defense game for a Thursday afternoon. Protect your roads from hordes of orcs with strategically placed towers. This is definitely what you want to be doing with the rest of your day.
Mine for gems, metals, and minerals. Upgrade your miner. Don't overheat or run out of fuel. This is a perfectly appropriate way for you to kill the last couple of hours of your Friday at work - and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. (Note: This game is vastly better than Tanner's stupid game. Posting games like that is one of the reasons that we fired him in the first place.)
I don't know if any of you noticed, but I work at BuzzFeed again, and with my return comes the return of everyone's favorite Friday front-page feature – GAME BATTLE! Welcome me back by helping me trounce Jack this week.
This takes more coordination than I possess.
You are a mercenary pig named Hambo (in this game).
Solve the puzzles to create a clear path with your wooden bridges.
Here is a fun little physics game involving sugar. Use your skillz to get the sugar into the cup!
You are stuck in a spreadsheet! (In this game.)
If there is one thing this zombie city building game has taught me, it's that I'm a horrible leader.
God, I love upgrade games like this. Never you mind about the plot. It doesn't make sense! Just hurl your bison at the gummi bears and buy upgrades from the shop. Glorious.
On this day, the saddest Game Battle day in the history of Game Battles, let's put our troubles aside for a moment and save the motherfucking galaxy. Puzzles! Robots! You know what to do! Use your skillz to save the day!
Guide the canary through the space cave and cut your way through the rocks blocking your path.
I hope you like Balancing Games!
Get the things into the things. You should know how to do this stuff by now. It gets tricky though!
Bob loves money.
For the purposes of this game, llamas only see color when they are traveling quickly. You may need to suspend your disbelief a little here.
Build your corporate empire from the ground up in this addictive office simulator.
This is a really tough one. Your goal is to guide the duck (the red dot) out of the pond (the big circle) without letting the fox (the blue dot) catch it.
Put the appropriate amounts of liquid into the appropriate containers.
Fuck it, let's go crazy. What else were you planning on doing this afternoon anyway?
Infected is a fun game that is similar to checkers. The big difference is that it's not boring like checkers.
Understatement of the year. A retro-style platformer with the challenge level notched up to 11.
An exceptionally challenging Point-A to Point-B puzzler. In space, apparently.
Help the robot worker drone escape from the oppressive factory and, hopefully, form some sort of a union once he gets out.
This is a tough game to get through.
You'll figure this awesome game out pretty quick. Post screenshots if you break 3,000 points.
The story of a lost robot.
Help the robot land!
Give the zombies the old bait-and-switch by luring them into traps using delicious brains.
Use your worker robot to load up the trucks with boxes.
Use gravity to blast your enemies into oblivion before fleeing to the other side of your tiny planet and avoid incoming missiles.
Choose the right doors and make your way through the tower of a thousand grisly deaths.
A minimalist puzzle game.
You're the new guy at a big nameless corporation, and if you want to get anywhere in your career, you need to work your way to the top.
This is an oldie, but I just discovered it and can't stop playing it.
This puzzle game is so much fun!
Control gravity to help get your duck get the golden egg.
Build up your music sales empire to become the greatest record shop in existence.
Jack and Scott aren't around today, so I need some competition for game battle this week.
To me, this has a very steam punk vibe.
A nifty little physics puzzler for your Friday afternoon.
Hit those stupid pampered lords where it hurts.
A clever little puzzle platformer involving doors.
Just because Blizzard won't let you play as a Murloc doesn't mean you can't...as long as you don't mind dubious copy-right infringement.
Upgrade your pixelated little fighter to take on increasingly difficult waves of bad guys.
Your mission is to mercilessly destroy the entire League Of Evil by using your awesome retro-platformer gaming skillz.
Launch your peasants at the encroaching orc minions and earn cash to upgrade your armaments.
A lot of people have been asking what a "Game Battle" is. In short: A Game Battle is a kind of battle, with games.
Mindless, physics-game fun. Shoot the balls into the balls to make the balls disappear.
This game is extremely violent! In a fun way. Enjoy.
This game is HARD. But the music and style are awesome, and you should totally try and beat it, because you will enjoy it.
Everyone's favorite achievement-hunting little blue elephant is back, now with an even more insane amount of achievements to discover.
Take your cute little submarine captain into the deeps in search of buried treasure! But don't let him run out of Oxygen! Otherwise he will asphyxiate, which is an incredibly painful way to die.
Use your cannon to blow up all the dark-colored baddies while doing your best to keep the light-colored goodies out of harms way.
Help the worst-designed roller coaster in history stay on its tracks. Up to jump.
Fill up the containers by redirecting the streams of light.
Help a blue collar computer tech solve a set of increasingly difficult puzzles to reset a pair of supercomputers that are orbiting one another.
There is literally nothing on the Internet today. The Internet is a wasteland where hapless buzzminers like myself go to starve and eventually die.
A challenging new set of maps for the domination strategy game Little Stars for Little Wars in which you command your fleets to take control of neighboring star systems before your enemy does.
Happy Friday! The goal of this game is to try to keep the rabbit up in the air by jumping from bell to bell, the birds give you double points and the bells get smaller as you climb to the top.
Eliminate the like-colored blocks, but be careful not to let your load become too unbalanced.