Or guy! Plus: liking your ex's Instagram photos, and dealing with a subtweeter.
Sneak preview: There are none. Also, how to end a Facebook message thread with dignity.
Plus: the ethics of Facebook tagging.
Depends: Are you terrible? Also: post-date Twitter rules, and untagging exes.
Without seeming like a troll. Also: dealing with friends who say "LOL" out loud, and erasing a bad internet date.
Ha! Heh? Hmmm. Also: What happens when you run into an OkCupid human offline? And using your ex's HBO Go password.
And how to be gentle with annoying family members on Facebook. Also: Twitter etiquette during a tragedy.
Plus: how to deal with Twitter pests. And the bizarre gender norms of OkCupid.
It's for sharing news and talking shit. That's it. Also: Twitter flirting (???) and online ex-avoidance.
YES. Embrace your tyranny. Also: Who asks whom on a first Gchat date? And Facebook chatting old crushes.
Never. Also: dealing with Momstagramming, and the rules of Gchat invisibility.
No. But that doesn't mean you should take them! Also: How soon is too soon for Gchat? And when to discipline your dumb Facebook friends.
Stars. It's all about stars. Also: How many pictures can you post of your kids?
They're not your "friends."
Don't let the haters get you down. Unless you're just being lazy.
Well, if you're asking for a favor.
Presenting the FWD IRL FAQ: quick links to your most pressing Internet- and phone-related concerns. And apparently you guys are REALLY WORRIED about Facebook.
It is a bit weird.
The right way to email people when you're inviting them to a party. Also what happens when your mom follows your on Twitter? (Besides PANIC.)
Noooooooooooooooo. NO. No.
It's harder than it seems, apparently?
Because phone calls are the worst. Also, the perils of disconnecting your ex's Netflix account.
Short answer: no. Long answer: no. Plus, how desperate do you look when you instantly respond to emails?
FWD: Halp! is a weekly advice column on how to behave like a person when using technology, by Katie Heaney. (Ask her things!) This week: Facebook birthdays, Netflix passwords and how to talk to cute people on the internet.