"I'll poo myself before I poo in front of her".
Prepare to laugh.
Where on my body would you like to lick p*ssy juice off, Nick?
As if you haven't experienced at least 1 of these!?
Scissors, paper, rock!
Freshavocadon't do this at home.
They arrived bird haters. They left duckling mothers.
You want me to put on the strap on? Sure, gimme 3 hours.
Please get away from me.
Complete with windshield wipers ~and~ and windshield.
For when ya don't have a light
If I had to eat this, I'd need at least 15 beers first.
It sounds like it’s going to mess you up really quickly.
It sounds like it's going to fuck you up really quickly.
The Wake-up Machine is slapsolutely fabulous.
Women are like the cockroach of the nuclear war... Awesome!
Woah, this is heavy.
I don't know if this is seaweed or dried foreskin...
"Another drunk guy's bare arse cheek? Is it my birthday!?"
Can I have a sip, chip, double dip?
What's your natio?
Trust me, it's punderful.
Um... What's your name again?
Masturdating is good for your health.
Who run the world? Pups.
And things got a little emotional...
Did I lock the door? Has my cat run away? Am I stressed? Stress is so bad for your health! Did I lock the door, though?
Exacting their revenge for being born.
"Samara, get out of the TV! TV time is over!"
"To thine own butt be true."
John Berman takes cable outrage to another level.
A lesson in why you shouldn't make karaoke selfies while driving.
This is their hilarious and important mid-traffic-signal message.
How many Basset Hounds does it take to fill a doghouse? SO MANY.
Have you ever wondered what NBC would be like if Hoda and Kathie Lee were in charge of programming?
"What a wonderful beard! I'd love to cum on it." Slightly NSFW-ish comedy ahead.
General word of advice to civilians: Don't come at a policeman with a samurai sword.
They got together, along with Alex Karpovsky, to introduce The New Yorker's new iphone app. Could this be any more adorable/ perfect?
Just a friendly argument about a fence (NSFW, language and crotch grabbing).
Aww, they're so cute when they die.
You use the jingle and a State Farm employee appears. Great right? Wrong. Insurance related teleportation is ruining lives.
Actually all of the age old questions. When Nick hooks up with Brian's girlfriend, the truth (all of it) comes out.
Introducing Finland's version of Patrick Swayze. This is the sexiest video I've seen in awhile, thanks to this man's freely-moving hips and the sextacular background music.