"My brain is always right."
When times were easier.
When you a stupid question, you get a smart-ass answer.
Looks like it's time to retire. If these kids are any indication, it's clear that the next generation can take things from here.
They aren't kidding around.
When all else fails, fake it -- or draw an amusing picture. Probably a good rule for life generally, as it happens.
Even if he had a point...