Oh no, no, no.
"My eight-year-old keeps saying, 'I hate to be the bearer of bad nudes,' and I haven’t corrected him because I think he makes an important point."
Kids can sometimes surprise us.
You know that video of your kid you've watched 50 times and still laugh at?
Kids are funnier than shit.
"A kiss from Morgan Freeman."
"My 4-year-old has been talking for 23 years."
Why, child, why?!
"My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster..."
"Didn't they tell you that I was a savage?" — Youths
"Fake phone call I overheard my six-year-old niece having: 'No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte'."
Let's make a deal...
"If I tipped everyone who gave me breakfast, I'd be broke."
"Gee, where are that kid's parents?" (Looks around awkwardly.)
You never know what they're gonna do next.
Hey, we're all a little weird sometimes.
You were going to take it to the grave, but why not share it?
Teach me your ways.
You deserve this post. You really, really do.
"It takes balls to be a dad."
"Kids really do the funniest things."
How are they so effortlessly funny?
When times were easier.
Give these kids a 100.
"YUP, I EVEN WEARED UNDERWEAR."
She just experienced a whole range of emotions.
"Good Friday? It should have been called something like Ouchy Friday."
It's cool, kids. You're new here.
They're all miniature heroes.
"Did I do that?"
"I love you with all my butt."
So young, but so full of promise.
Bow down to our future saviours.
"I am thankful for all of the dead people because at least they tried."
Kids are as honest as you wish you could be.
We could learn something from these little ones.
Zubaz and bowl cuts and Muppets, oh my.
"Magic Mike blows on Magic Bird's forehead."
There's no friendship here.
Reddit users were asked what assumptions they made as a child that turned out to be wrong as an adult. The responses didn't disappoint.
The best kind of wisdom is covered in crumbs.
Look out, world.
The best valentine is an honest valentine.
These are the moments they'll be discussing in therapy someday.
From the mouths of babes come truths that govern us all.
Tiny cute monsters.
These kids' spelling is truly whoreable.