The moral of the story: Let your cakes cool before icing them.
They just want to make you happy.
So cheesy their heart will actually melt.
Are you Team Cake or Team Cupcake?
There may never be one right way, but there will always be a lot of wrong ways.
You had one job.
You're not serious with that cookie grilled cheese sandwich, are you? It's a joke, right?
A few may also be called "dishes you absolutely must bring" depending on what kind of Memorial Day barbecue this is.