I'd 100% still eat all of these.
Say "you're old and have a small penis" in chocolate icing, mmkay?
At least they tried.
Nothing says love more than a "butt sniffer" cake.
Can these cakes GET any better?
You do you.
Frosting makes everything better. Right? RIGHT?
Just because it's made of sugar doesn't mean it has to be sweet.
One of the cakes says "Daddio of the Patio" in fondant. The world is perfect.
Birthdays are a special time in a person's life. Why not destroy that for someone with a terrible, terrible cake?